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In the Torah, God promises Abraham more children than there are stars in the sky and grains of sand in the sea. But those children do tend to congregate — New York has the highest Jewish population of any city in the world other than Tel Aviv — higher, even, than Jerusalem. Some of us are stars, and some of us are just beach dirt, and never is that more evident than when dating.
As a straight Jewish woman dating mostly Jews in New York City, I crowd-sourced this list from personal experience and from other young Jews who are dating or used to date in the city — male and female, gay and straight, single and married. Here are the 16 types of people you will date if you seek out Jewish men in New York City, written from a place of deep affection for Jewish men.
Loves Tarantino. Trying to stick to the Keto diet. Believes if given the necessary power he could solve the Israeli-Palestinian crisis. Wears Allbirds. Listens to Pod Save America. Nice forearms. He eats at non-kosher restaurants, but only dairy. Lives with eight men in a seven-bedroom apartment in the Heights, and all of them are studying at Hadar.
The Ramah Guy Won color wars. Has read all the biographies of all the prime ministers of Israel. Cries when his team loses. Constantly re-applying Chapstick. Forgets to vote in national elections. So serious that he brings tefillin on your date so he can daven shacharis after he sleeps over at your apartment.
You should probably order a salad. Just so you know!!! Claims to have read Rebecca Solnit. Prefers women who are five feet tall. The Good-looking, Respectful Orthodox Professional: Whoops too late — married to that gorgeous girl whose Instagram you follow. Second child on the way. Just not ready to date seriously yet.
Always volunteers to make kiddush on Friday nights. Will challenge you to a game of Settlers of Catan. Has the Sefaria app on his phone. The Woke Guy Claims to be polyamorous; actually just graduated college a virgin, and now at 28 and suddenly experiencing dating success is trying to make the most of it.
Strong defender of Woody Allen, thinks Lena Dunham is an evil on par with human traffickers. Wishes the Forward would get back to its Socialist roots. Is a consultant. He thinks he was raised…Deconstructionist? Or something? Orders bacon on your first date to make a point. Feels strongly that male circumcision is child abuse.
Lives in Murray Hill. Works in finance. Owns 42 white Hanes V-necks. Good with dogs and babies. Actually a pretty nice guy. Tries to drape his sweatshirt around your shoulders the moment the temp dips below sixty degrees. His team usually comes second at bar trivia. Actually likes girls who are very skilled at putting on makeup. Claims to be a socialist. Lives and dies Man United. Has a lot of opinions about pedagogy. Had an absolutely life-altering experience at Limmud Kind of seems like an alcoholic.
Tiny gold stud in his nose the size of a freckle. Studies philosophy. Every shirt he wears is cut to expose his clavicle. Always tries to sleep with women on the first date. Reposts Stand With Us material on Facebook. Leans against poles on the subway.
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The 16 Types Of Jewish Men You’ll Date In New York